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O’s Jokes

17 Sep

I love jokes. What four-year-old doesn’t? But Jokes are very tricky. Lately, I’ve been working on trying to figure out exactly how to make up good jokes.  I used to think you could say almost anything as long as you mentioned a couple of animals, started it with “What do you get when…” or “How did the…”–  and then got really loud and excited when you said the punchline. But it turns out that there’s a lot more to it than that. I’m still not sure exactly what else there is to it, but I’m determined to figure it out.

Lately, I like to spend the last hour before I go to bed trying out my latest jokes on Mommy. She says it’s like torture, but I say that’s baloney. How could listening to my funny jokes be torture? That’s just silly.

I am especially proud of my latest jokes from last night. I wanted to put all of them up for you to read, but Mommy says there were too many and  I should just stick with one.  I told her that sounded like more of her baloney because there is no such thing as too many jokes. Then she said there was definitely such thing as too many jokes,  and since she was the one typing, there was only going to be one.

Sigh. Fine… Here is just one out of the tons of  great jokes I made up  last night:

How did the baby duck get out of his egg?

… He QUACKED it!

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